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RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.

TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.26/5

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WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been ra**d, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of ra** or inc***,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected *** at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, p********s, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his a**ertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, f*** off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from f*** ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-***e Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for ra**, inc*** and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.

WHITE PEOPLE - always doing stupid shit

TAGS: white people sharks
Rating: 2.06/5

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DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 10:27 am
I just saw someone post this on a facebook group.
Hendo - February 3, 2009, 10:04 pm
Ph**o was taken in St Vincent's Gulf, Australia, the shark had been gorging on a dead whale with all his mates and probably wasn't all that hungry. Still, the bloke was bloody stupid.
Child - November 27, 2008, 11:02 pm
Pushing away a shark is stupid? Last I checked it was epic.
Tony - September 24, 2008, 12:27 pm
I'm sorry Pete...I"m not even black and I'm going to have to dissagree. You might be seeing more white p***stars (fag). But seriously, stop sharing your opinions on a group of "c+b".
pete - September 3, 2008, 5:03 am
white people also get more p****, fame, and fortune for having bigger c+b than any other
M.E. - April 18, 2008, 3:00 pm
Dude I touched a shark, it was frikin huge!! (said Jesse at The Cedar Sinai prosthetic unit)

ANYBODY CAN TELL YOU - that which you WANT to hear, even if it's a lie. A True Friend tells you what you NEED to hear, even if you didn't want to hear it.

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Reality Lord - May 25, 2012, 5:55 pm

lol..love the caption DonQ. fan...if you have the raw pic...may i use it over at my site plz. and DonQ...use tyhat caption as a snipe there.
DonQ - May 24, 2012, 3:45 pm
I know it was you Freddo, you broke my heart.
GaryO - May 24, 2012, 1:20 pm
Perfect words for the pic, Campy. The little listener is just soakin’ it all in. MY-T-Fine one here..easy 5L
Reality Lord - May 24, 2012, 12:50 pm

love it. can i ask you drop the raw pic into peoplesniper.com
mariand - May 24, 2012, 12:38 am
very true...

WHITE TRASH - Can usually be seen committing deviant acts near trailers

LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow

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Rating: 3.15/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:31 am
Porc, you tricked me into eating that cake. You said it was "special chocolate". Moo+ & AK, thanks for your concern for my blood pressure.
Agent K - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
WTFO...Deep breaths man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
Slow down Buddy. you're gonna stroke out.
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
hey you ate my spacecake. Don't you forget it
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:31 am
using pot. BTW, main stream media (other than Fox) also ignored the fact that he a**ociated with domestic terrorists, Marxists, black nationalists, and attended an anti-govt, anti-white church for 20 years. Maybe you should wake up and smell the fascism.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:29 am
Matt, I remember the liberals severly attacking Bush over his past abuses. I also remember him being smart enough to admit he made mistakes and not providing details so haters like you could keep attacking. I also missed any "national outrage" about BHO
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:27 am
SD, you seem to conviently forget that Chelsea and the Obama kids are strictly off limits to the media and that has been respected while the Bush twins and Sarah Palin's kids are brutally attacked.
Matt - July 23, 2009, 10:40 am
Yeh or how we couldn't talk about our last presidents 7 year addiction to coke, and his severe alcoholism because it happened before he ran for office. But Obama mentions trying pot and its a national outrage.
Sam Dalton - July 6, 2009, 12:38 am
It's kinda like how it's only fair to talk about a politician's g** kids if that politican's a Democrat. If they're Republican, family is off-limits.


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Rating: 4.51/5

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Reality Lord - February 22, 2012, 1:07 pm

...ummm....i need to make a poster about THAT!!!
Morilina - February 22, 2012, 12:33 pm
Is it wrong that this slightly might turn me on?
Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 7:30 am

sell...nah...i found his disney p*** site is all. :)
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:50 am
WTF RL! Did Culos sell you the license to that Disney font?
gas - February 19, 2012, 2:45 pm
to me it really reminds me of the twisted snow white from Geralt of Rivia's saga. 5 rotten apples :D
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2012, 12:53 pm
Reminds me of the Crites from the movie series Critters

STEREOTYPES - Some people live their entire lives depending on them

BETTY WHITE - She Is The Chosen One

SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.

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Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:31 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. I would choose D and/or E. D. None of the above. E. All of the above.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:28 pm
I know for a fact that all of the princesses are not real but, I would do all of them.
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 6:00 am
I love this picture, and I AM female and fifteen. So yay.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
A, Who votes on this stuff? B, Jalford, are you twelve? C, Or female and fifteen?

PEPSI WHITE - The new Michael Jackson tribute flavor

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Rating: 3.05/5

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misfit - July 28, 2009, 6:50 pm
pepsi and yogurt? yak!


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Rating: 4.36/5

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lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:43 pm

And I was going to bake a cake tonight!
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
Man, this has gotta be a classic...nice one Bud

THE ULTIMATE VALENTINE'S GIFT FOR YOUR MAN - Hey ladies, hurry it's on sale: only $OMG and YIKES cents.

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realogic - March 10, 2012, 1:15 pm
As usual an Arab with billions covers his car in white gold instead of you know.. making someone not starve.. Least it runs on bio fuel.
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 9:49 pm
naturally it had to be GERMAN =] to be this EPIC . anyone know how many were made, or was this IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THE PRICE YOU CANT AFFORD IT ? deals ?
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:31 pm
THATS SWEET! he owns an oil company but runs bio fuel lol
Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
Fastest production automatic in the World I believe. (The gold alloy helps to stop it rusting with all their rain.)

WHITE TRASH - An individual that may or may not be poor, but is monumentally ignorant and quite possibly stupid.

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P - March 25, 2009, 7:31 am
He's also VERY badly dressed, or is that normal for this particular part of your country?
Fatty - December 19, 2008, 4:44 pm
He's going to recycle those cans into a new house.
BuzzBomb - September 10, 2008, 5:09 pm
Going by the sign, I'd say he's Shed Trash as opposed to Trailer or White.
Agamemnon218 - August 22, 2008, 12:34 am
YES he does! lol
RnR - August 1, 2008, 3:38 pm
but he DOES recycle

STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH - "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join me as we try to change it." --Barack Obama

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darkabyss - May 26, 2011, 7:59 am
now its over 90 comment,why?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:52 pm
Sean, here's my lane (I don't speak for the whole right): the POTUS is a radical progressive liberal based on his policies (that are Marxist, Socialist, etc.) who is trying to (in his words) "fundamentally change this country" --Obama, Nov 2008.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:52 am
He's either Adolf Hitler or he is a horse. Why can't the right pick a lane on this one?
collige boy - September 4, 2009, 1:50 am
man ... is you studip
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:01 pm
Hey, troll boy. Either offer a valid counterpoint with proof and support or shut the f*** up you pathetic little troll.
ILB - August 30, 2009, 5:16 pm
Good lord your are stupid.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:08 am
like you would still criticize Pres Bush due the the massive strain that tactic would have had on our military. The fact is that morons like you think conservatives can do no right and liberals can do no wrong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:07 am
to terrorism and a dictator while other Western nations quaked in fear or were doing illegal trade with Saddam. Rumsfeld (not Cheney) was the SECDEF who supported minimum force entry to Iraq. That was a mistake, but if we used overwhelming force idiots
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:05 am
Zed, the reason we had inadequate armor for Afghan and Iraq is two-fold. 1) the military wasn't designed to fight thugs with IEDs. 2) the gross underfunding of the military by Pres Clinton. I agree that G.H.W.Bush rocked, but so did his son by stepping up
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 5:58 pm
do you really want to start aguing again, because you already got beat pretty bad on the webcam poster
Zed - July 23, 2009, 5:15 pm
Canada: A) so what? and B) No.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 4:35 pm
zed u have no friends or support here STFU
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:28 pm
Canada: No.
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:27 pm
WTFO: Sure, Cheney thanked you, AFTER he sent you in with INADEQUATE armor. Bush Sr. did better when we went in in Gulf War 1. It was called "let the EXPERTS (the PENTAGON) do the planning", instead of Cheney's little warhawk commission. G.H. Bush rocked.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 8:14 am
hey zed STFU! u p*** timmy. loke what poster this guy was defending http://www.motifake.com/web-cam-demotivational-poster-37309.html
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:57 am
Are you wishing for my death, Zed? That's pathetic that you can't handle the truth about your savior. BTW, VP Cheney is a decent man and just last June he thanked me and a bunch of other military members for our service at an event we volunteered for.
Zed - July 22, 2009, 5:46 pm
@Canada: No.
Jmac0585 - July 22, 2009, 5:23 pm
I, much like ice-storms, hockey maple syrup, and Sean, agree with Canada.
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 5:06 pm
hey zed, STFU
Zed - July 22, 2009, 5:03 pm
WTFO, an "an hero" is a suicide. Be one. Alternately, go get a job, move out of your parents basement, and quit praying that someday ***k Cheney will love you back.
HAHA - May 20, 2009, 11:31 pm
this is the sorry truth.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 11:47 pm
Tmr, Incoherent posts really show the lack of intelligence in your position. Go back and get you GED. Oh, never mind, socialist Dems will make educated workers pay your way.
Thats my rightwing - April 29, 2009, 1:48 pm
one lost vote, one lost war, one lost economy - and they start b****ing & moaning, rewhining for the coldwarpast that wont come back, were they were almost an heroes..
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2009, 12:52 am
I was just curious why you use the word white as a tag in so many Obama related posters
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:44 pm
Are you stalking me, cow****? You seem to be searching out all my posters to get my attention. I'm spoken for, but if I was g** I'd be flattered.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:11 am
once again. why is "white" one of your tags?
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 3:52 am
If commenting on your own bull****, unfunny, lameass political posters keeps you in the top 100 then so be it.....Blah. It only reveals your own stupidity to more people.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:32 am
typo: change "not" to "now".
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:31 am
Attacks on my mother and not 3 separate "blah blah" posts? What are you 10? Keep boosting my comment numbers, Timmy. It's always nice to see my posters make it in the various reports.
mooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:31 am
good don't leave. It's too much fun making fun of you and your lame political posters....BLAH.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:26 am
blah blah socialist blah frog. nlah blah commie blah
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:25 am
makes it an enjoyable night for me. Thanks for the laughs, dumbasses. By the way, I'm not leaving this site, nor am I changing what I post.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:24 am
roles as the MotiFake "funny" police, I couldn't give a d***. I enjoy good debate first and foremost, but watching you two a**-munchers get all pissed and start yapping like chihuahuas hyped up on crack is fun too. Knowing that I've gotten under your skin
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:22 am
blah blah blah blah
moooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:21 am
blah blah blah
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:20 am
Wow, such a mature rant from both you idiots. I enjoyed you evidence on how I'm the hate-filled one with your attacks on my mother. No worries, I'm sure she'd be able to beat the **** out of both of you little fudge-packers. As for your self-appointed
mooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:27 am
Yeah I know "there are all kinds of posters on this blah,blah,blah If you don't like them no one is forcing blah,blah,blah"
mooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:25 am
Yes you put out the bait. So people would argue with you. We are only giving you what you wanted. Also political posters are boring. Where is the funny?
WTFO - April 27, 2009, 11:54 pm
Wow, I put out some troll bait and got 2 bites. The frozen frog and his bovine boyfriend. I'll respond later when I have time to kill reading their ignorant responses.
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 12:00 am
I think wtfo's mom was a little too friendly with the canadian sailors during the war.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:46 am
Sand in his v*****. Sorry I missed a period.....just like WTFO's mom. difference is I don't have a list of truckers to call and request child support.
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:14 am
I am sick and tired of being treated like a Little kid. WTFO wants to ride the bus ALONE.
moooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:11 am
"socialist, hate-filled, frozen frog" How has he been "socialist" f*** your frozen comment "Frog? WTF? Where do you get this crap you redneck f***?
mooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:05 am
You mean sand in his v***** his dirty, dirty v*****
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:56 am
This guy knows nothing about canadians he just has sand in his crack cause his guy lost an election. Like everyone on motifake cares about american politics. I think bringing back the funny is top priority! enough political propaganda and hateful crap
mooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:55 am
who cares what you researched, And quit s****** up to Sean (the only Canadian who likes you)....or so you think.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:52 am
or it is now at least!
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:50 am
If you give me a doll I will show you where she touched me....it's a dirty place.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:48 am
she had special "requests" ....I'm still in therapy.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:46 am
and the tag "funny" does not belong.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:44 am
why is the word "white" one of your tags?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:44 am
Nice good cop bad cop moooooo this guy brings all this on himself to get attention by defending himself and then cries "i dont have to defend myself". He loves the sound of his own voice and the look of his text on a page. also why the overcharge by mommy
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:42 am
You call everyone who disagrees with you a socialist.....you are the true timmy. you bring this on yourself.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:35 am
Do you know any french canadians? You post more comments defending your posters than anyone else does commending them. Using tag words like socialist to make it sound like its you and yours against them and theirs. You invite criticism with every new post
mooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:30 am
"I don't have to explain my posters" No you don't ....we all know they suck. We get it... You are trying to make up for your lack of intellect .. and yeah I f***ed your mother and she only charged me 4 bucks....Canadian. I'm not from Quebec either.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:28 am
Your problem is that you believe every stereotype you hear. what would it matter if i were french? you cant paint everyone with the same brush. its sad that a grown man can hate a whole province of people. Have you ever been to quebec?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:17 am
Nah its just a Canadian nickname to most people here, and a hockey team in vancouver ( as far from quebec as possible ) You calling me hate filled is like me calling you funny. I am not french and have never lived in quebec
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 1:15 am
lot in my dealings with this socialist, hate-filled, frozen frog. I forgive you, Timmy. You can't help your ignorance. So put on your helmet and go play, eh?
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 1:13 am
I don't have to explain my posters to Canuck, the self-appointed funny police. I researched the word Canuck and found that it doesn't necesarily refer to a Canadian (like our friend, Sean) but is specifically directed at French Canadians. That explained a
Sean - April 26, 2009, 12:35 am
The equine reference?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 12:14 am
Where's the funny?
VinceVicious - April 26, 2009, 12:08 am
[Regarding Obama] That's not what he meant but it's probably his desire.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:19 pm
assertions. Your generalization of hospitals and Americans display true ignorance. While Mark chooses the phrase "suck it" towards you, I'll pick FOMF (f*** Off, Mother f***er)!
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:18 pm
First off, there are 2 sounds the letter "c" can make. The intended sound is the "s" not the "k" in my posts, so f*** off on your instructions. Second, your personal attacks show your stupidity. You call names because you have no facts to support your
Mark - April 11, 2009, 9:36 am
mooooo - Suck it.
moooooooooooooo - April 11, 2009, 5:15 am
first off never refer to a lady as "porc" second, you sir are a total douche. US hospitals of all kinds suck because they are run by Americans aka greedy,cheap bastards
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:17 am
We can start with Nationalized Health Care. If you want to see how well the govt runs health care, then I suggest you visit an Army hospital. Trust me you do not want every hospital in the nation to be run like that.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:20 pm
mrawesomo - first give me everything you own and then I'll tell you.
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 5:36 pm
What's so bad about socialism?
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
He has already weakened our ability to do so.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
a whole bunch of bad guys and the new judge comes in and says thanks for your work but since I don't like the last judge, I'm setting the convicts free. You'd be pretty upset, right? The military's duty is to protect this nation and its citizens...
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:34 pm
One last point is the HUGE error in shutting down Gitmo. Several of these war criminals will be released back to their home country to mount more attacks against our military and against our homeland. Think of it if you were a police officer who caught...
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:04 pm
Pres Obama and the liberal Congress are already screwing it up and we're not out of January yet.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:03 pm
Porc, if the stimulus package makes it through the Senate as it passed the House, we are facing much bigger govt, mass welfare (called tax rebates to those who don't pay taxes) and a huge environmental push instead of economic stimulus.
Porcelina - January 31, 2009, 2:20 pm
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 1:00 pm
Blah, blah, blah. Whatever. We don't lop the heads off our enemies, or stone our women, or any of the other horrific acts they perform in the name of their "peaceful" religion. We just make them uncomfortable so the tell us where the friends are.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 4:49 am
Guantanamo Bay detention camp: because if the terrorists do it, we should too.
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 12:40 am
While your working ph**oshop, can you do something about all the Chinese soldiers in the poster too?
Mark - January 23, 2009, 11:26 am
WTFO - After the comment from NAPalm1989, I downloaded your poster and substituted the socialist fist and rose for the hammer and sickle. It just doesn't have the same impact but it did give me a good laugh.
Mark - January 23, 2009, 11:21 am
WTFO - Absof***inlutely! That's what makes this country great. It's just that I'm not comfortable with pissing in his cornflakes just yet. I agree with you 100 percent about closing Gitmo. I'm afraid he just wants to bring his friends closer to home.
Elder God Douchebag - January 23, 2009, 11:17 am
Who keeps letting Timmy in?
trae - January 23, 2009, 11:09 am
the people who voted for this a** have no idea what they have unleashed on the U.S
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:55 pm
...and it's only day 3 on the job.
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:54 pm
Mark, I still respect the Office of the President and my Commander in Chief. However, questioning his policies (especially with his own words) isn't out of bounds. I hope he does good, but closing Gitmo in a year is a horrible mistake & it's only
Mark - January 22, 2009, 4:11 pm
The hammer and sickle symbol is far more inflamatory than the "Socialist International" symbol of a hand clutching a rose. I think they were going for that whole "Flower Power" thing to draw in the Liberal Democrats.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 3:38 pm
I would agree that they're different, but not "very different ideologies."
NAPalm1989 - January 22, 2009, 1:48 pm
I'd like to point out the huge flaw in this post, socialism and communism (the hammer and sickle) are very different ideologies
Mark - January 22, 2009, 12:56 pm
I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt, hope he does the right thing, and hope that he doesn't turn all of his words into actions. The poster however is right on target.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 12:53 pm
WTFO - Nice poster! I'm going to lay off of Mr. Obama for a while though. It has to do with that part of the oath about the "officers appointed over me." Although I'm retired I don't feel that I'm released from that oath.
Cubbybear - January 22, 2009, 11:17 am
Are you sure it's not his a**?


TAGS: white people are tasty crackers
Rating: 3.21/5

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spanko1 - October 18, 2011, 11:07 am
Soylent GREEN is people!

FAIL - at almost epic proportions

TAGS: shark great white fail
Rating: 2.51/5

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familyghost - May 15, 2009, 9:56 pm
So... looks like that's one less hungry shark in the world.
Alexiel - July 11, 2008, 5:07 pm


TAGS: warning contains nuts white church
Rating: 3.09/5

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steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 10:56 pm
Choose the red pill or blue pill...never take both ever again...
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:56 pm
……or listen to that little voice. It’s probably Jesus…or if yer batshyt crazy, it’s just Charles Manson sounding like Jesus. Either one, you’ll eventually end up where you belong.
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
I do help folks, but whenever I do, the word ‘abet’ is usually in the sentence. OK, serious. If you have the intellect of room temperature, and feel the need for somebody to tell you how to think, you should just practice being nice.
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
Well, I’m kinda anxious to see what you guys settle on as far as what ‘sin’ is….sounds like fun…there s/be a city named after the word…with gambling….and whorres…and tons of secs….day and night.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 2:23 pm
By Godliness, I mean to not just not sin but to do good works. We also have free will to do that. eg. Prevent a crime, help someone etc.
Renza - September 5, 2013, 4:18 am
Sure it is, if you choose not to obey (aka using free will) you are sinning. Godliness I'd say is probably just based on human desire to have a higher power watching over them or the need to have the unexplainable explained.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 4:01 am
Sin is not based on free will. Free will allows us the choice to sin or not. Having free will doesn't make one sinful. You can also choose to be good. Is Godliness also based on Free Will then too?
Renza - September 4, 2013, 10:59 pm
I'm pretty sure your first sentence says it all, sin is based on free will, therefore the use of free will is a sin, so that means free will is against the religion. Also, sin applies to the degree of thoughts, laws don't (yet).
medinaanidem - September 4, 2013, 8:21 pm
Um, the entire concept of sin is based on free will. A sin has to be a willing act. Free will is the enemy if Government. Ignorance is sn excuse for sin, but not for the law. Who us oppressive now?
Renza - July 30, 2013, 8:16 pm
To paraphrase Shakespeare in a way applicable to this... "a steaming pile by any other name..." Also, I'm pretty sure buildings don't talk, usually just the hateful uneducated nutjobs within them.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 7:55 pm
Wrong building... THAT one has minarets. The one with the steeple says if you do that you're being a ***k and you need to stop.
Renza - July 27, 2013, 2:44 pm
that's crazy talk, the manual is all about how those things are evil or "sins" as they like to call them, it's also really big on talking about how you should kill the people that disagree or blaspheme (or make jokes) about the religion.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:55 am
The people who think that really never read the manual. I find if you look enough at the universe, it makes it hard not to believe in a higher power. Though I have to commend the poster for mocking a religion that won't try to murder him for making funny.
Renza - January 18, 2013, 6:19 am
To be fair, tolerance, knowledge, and free will are against the religion
Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:30 pm
Maybe it is the zealots who have a problem with those who choose a different belief system or point of view are the real problem...
maxenzo - March 26, 2012, 3:26 pm
the fun part is that the ones like that have a problem with God are the problem
beautylover15 - March 5, 2012, 2:55 pm
So unique and edgy!
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 9:41 pm
@djrcreative i see what you did there...
djrcreative - February 20, 2012, 5:35 pm
Might explain why so many people are "allergic" to church. ;)
vulture - February 20, 2012, 4:51 pm
Amen, Brother!
Bolverk - February 20, 2012, 4:02 pm
I dont have a problem with GOD. Its his FAN CLUBS I have the problem with.

BACK HAIR - Don't knock it. Nascar fan's use it!


TAGS: white boy
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greybeard - November 13, 2012, 2:45 am
LoL. Awesome entry.....

RACE RELATIONS - Black people totally don't like it when you read on the subway



TAGS: civil rights uncivil whites religion
Rating: 3.97/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:43 am
But he did help with the win. Were the people acting like douchenozzles not professing Christianity, the victory of the oppressed would have never come. DARE you to try that in an Islamic country.
Sean - November 23, 2010, 12:53 pm
Hey Grey ... that's four weapons. *snickers* Spam!
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2010, 8:36 am
I's sorry. It would be more appropriate to say that it showed the power of peaceful disobediance against authoritarian tyranny. Also used successfully by Gandhi against the British. Christ had nothing to do with the civil rights abuses.
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 10:54 pm
p.s. 5L..."Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear.. Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 10:49 pm
spoke to him how? he picked up a brick and hurled it at you?
MrSignificant - November 22, 2010, 10:29 pm
Oh wow dude thats very well put my friend says it kinda spoke to him
Sean - November 22, 2010, 6:32 pm
See what I mean? I am an atheist and I can't even type out that message once correctly: "resitence"?!
Sean - November 22, 2010, 6:25 pm
resitence. I mean just look at how infuriating this pic is. How do you not pick up a rock or a brick, etc.? End of sermon.
Sean - November 22, 2010, 6:25 pm
Truth be told, I can't imagine the victory of the civil rights movement without the role played by religious organizations. They gave people an incredible amount of strength and patience, which amounted to the ability to stay on message: non-violent ...
MrSignificant - November 22, 2010, 6:07 pm
heh...awesome 5L.
Reality Lord - November 22, 2010, 6:07 pm


WHITE PEOPLE - Always!......I mean ALWAYS doing STOOOPID SHIT!!

TAGS: white people mailman blizzard
Rating: 1.24/5

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Bovee - February 25, 2010, 8:58 am
you bez ***p-en dem dat big uttered beoches? or Zniffing dem methane fartZ?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 1:01 am
I would guess....Take them to prom and invite them to dinner with your parents?
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 11:39 pm
You milk them dont you? get all that wonderful cheese?
CANADA - February 24, 2010, 11:29 pm
Yeodawg, keep your *** life to yourself
MO - February 24, 2010, 11:29 pm
Take 'em on dates and play with their teets? Feed 'em Jamesons untill they be hooked on dat ****?
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 24, 2010, 11:26 pm
Do you know what we do to cows in Wisconsin MOOOOOOO?
Bovee - February 24, 2010, 3:50 pm
Bovee - February 24, 2010, 3:50 pm
Kwon it all. that last comment makes me want to b**** slap you.
know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 3:46 pm
so you can deliver welfare checks to coke dealing minorities
know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 3:45 pm
yea, what a stupid a**hole having a job that requires you to pass a piss test.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 1:28 pm
Every "Zat" makes me hate you more.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 1:26 pm
I could forgive your rampant racism....If only you would learn to spell. you're not dyslexic. You just don't try.
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 1:01 pm
Oh look, its this argument again
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 12:31 pm
Neither will the snow shoveling i take it. Hey at least the liquor will warm you up.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 24, 2010, 12:26 pm
If i was sober i'd be a productive member of society, its winter in wisconsin i have a foot of snow to shovel off my drive-way and side walk. this will not be done sober.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 12:21 pm
You ever think of motifaking sober?
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 24, 2010, 12:10 pm
In wouldn't reconise FATT MATT w/o his shadow CANADA "luv the hockey" Ya got going there busting my chops @ every turn. & U know I meant zat.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 24, 2010, 12:05 pm
And 4 the spelling hyigh percentage of AFRICAN AMWERICANS and tom CRUISE or dyslexic "cure now found" and lactose intolerance. RACE-CARD I just pulled it!!
Fatt Matt - February 24, 2010, 12:04 pm
don't you mean injun summer?? heh
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 24, 2010, 12:03 pm
The bottom line in wisconsin state county municipality, city private uniform regs. long sleeves can be worn anytime. Short sleeves from the ides of march until indian summer.
Bovee - February 24, 2010, 11:59 am
I am sorry i laughed a little at the picture but i would have if it was a black person to. i just like aggy dont see this as rasist. people here are a little to touchy.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 24, 2010, 11:57 am
See kids TRASH HEAP questioned a military man about seasonal uniforms...And any duesche can jump on the ol' poprn loader here and look up Uniform regs for letter carriers @ USPS.com. He's trying 2 bully me into a fight.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 24, 2010, 11:49 am
Trash heap I KNOW WOT UR DOING...as much as I appreciate a good debate, U can't debate with a fanatic. If U want 2B offended than B offended good 4 u its Ur rite. But ur not going 2 goad me. U JUST MADE THE LIST BUDDY!! Moderators take note of him.
Zed - February 24, 2010, 10:25 am
I'm sick and tired of "cracker", "whitey", or "blue-eyed devil". I want to be called a "Honkey-American" from now on.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 11:12 pm
What the hell do you know about seasonal uniform requirements? Reverse racism is nothing but racism with a "get outta **** free card". Grow up.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 11:07 pm
Also this man appears to be a letter carrier so the entire premise of your poster is flawed.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 11:04 pm
That poster would be rejected. It's creator would be shunned by decent people like me, and go on to spread more hate like racists such as yourself.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 22, 2010, 11:00 pm
My point is my point is, this an act of attention seeking rebellion. it's clearly a violation of seasonal uniform policy. Now if it were a black guy i dunn wearing low slung pajama bottoms and a do-rag the title would be "TALK @ UR COUSIN"
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 10:53 pm
f*** you Yeo. another one of your posters worthy of 1L
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 10:48 pm
What does that have to do with this racist poster? You should request removal on this one. It's the right thing to do.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 22, 2010, 10:43 pm
But falling on the sword here...When black people talk about other black people we use words generalizations like "UR COUSINS", pookie, leroy, junebug, shaniqua. In have been told repeatidly that those terms are racist against my own.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 10:43 pm
So that makes your racism OK? Man up yeo. Racism is always wrong.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 22, 2010, 10:34 pm
If you type stupid white people into the search engine, you'll discover several postings under this title. The best is the guy who's punching a shark. just as benign or mean spirited as that poster.
Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 12:22 pm
All i can say is 1L
Fatt Matt - February 22, 2010, 12:12 pm
Stupid **** like working for a living?
Derek - February 21, 2010, 5:31 pm
@Yeo - well, yes we do a lot... but what's your point? Spit it out man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
How is this funny?....f*** you Yeo....and your lame spelling and pathetic Motifake attempts.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:23 pm
So.....reverse racism is OK yeo? It really bothers me that you feel this way about my whole race. I'm sad for you.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:00 pm
I didn't say it wasn't funny either. I was going to originally comment: "Do black guys just take the day off cause it snowed?" but again that doesn't sound too good...so I'll drop it.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 4:57 pm
Having said that, I do approve far too many of yeodawg's posters... now I know it's just because I'm white! I'm always doing.... stoooopid... sh1t!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 4:54 pm
To all motifakers: I approved it because it references race, but it's not offensive just because it's making that connection. People need a broader sense of humor. A poster isn't racist just because it addresses race. That's a tip from uncle Aggy
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 4:51 pm
Dogs are colorblind.... you're safe, space.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:51 pm
So...would this get approved if it said BLACK PEOPLE? I was going to make a joke on this one, but second guessed myself thinking it would sound racist. Dunno...

DON'T WORRY - It's all white meat.

TAGS: cannibalism etc mcdonalds fatness whitemeat meat
Rating: 2.13/5

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Gearry - March 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
Just love the disturbing mood in this picture. ;)

ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions

TAGS: obama president taxes bull**** democrats election white funny true look
Rating: 3.08/5

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WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:43 am
um, lolman...no. So bite me.
lolman - November 4, 2009, 11:28 pm
I care about politics as much as I care about the price of a f***ing big mac in Poland. He's standing like the statue, he's Obama... its funny ok? now stfu and gtfo WTFO
HAHA - May 6, 2009, 6:14 pm
No way dumb a**.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:50 pm
have, just been noticing there seems to be a group on here that gives every politically minded motifake 5 lions, they all end up with 3 or better ratings and most of them are just veiled redneck wisdom
Mark - May 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Stupidity is not funny and neither is Stupidity is not funny. MotiFake is what you make it. If it's a political soap box you want, a political soap box it shall be. Now go away and find something funny. Better yet...post something funny yourself.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 1:35 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
Person - February 13, 2009, 6:23 pm
Or by Briton of Rose. Douchebag
WTFO - January 21, 2009, 11:25 pm
blah, blah, blah...BoR.
Briton of Rose - January 20, 2009, 12:59 pm
For further examples of "Arrogance", please see any comments made by WTFO.


TAGS: jefferson airplane white rabbit
Rating: 4.6/5

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CaptCourageous - November 6, 2011, 10:32 am
it looks like the face is facing forward and sideways at the same time
Bob D. Sailor - June 15, 2011, 10:58 pm
This picture is creeping me out majorly.


PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers

TAGS: obama president taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.07/5

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TheSarge - June 15, 2009, 8:13 am
Think his portrait will be modeled after this pic?
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:09 am
why is "white" one of your tags?

THUG LIFE - Imma ride till i die.

TAGS: thug white tupac westide gangsta
Rating: 3.33/5

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djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:14 am
I know some kids who are gonna want a pic like that!!! They love costumes and tattoos! xx
ughomer - April 9, 2012, 6:22 pm
YENER ~ Good first poster.

YOU CAN'T MISS - your exit once you get to the interchange


TAGS: fail tattoo white trash epic fail
Rating: 2.29/5

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^^" - June 15, 2009, 4:48 am
He has very long n******

TO YOU IT'S AN OLD PICTURE IN A TEXTBOOK - but to me it's a nightmare that will live with me for eternity

TAGS: may 16 calendar black white
Rating: 4.61/5

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dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:08 pm
Amen, and thank you for your service.
falloutghoul - May 20, 2012, 4:43 pm
Don't tell me someone put it in backwards.


TAGS: white trash mower sled gerbils
Rating: 3.07/5

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spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:29 pm
LOL! She's got the earmuffs on to drown out the screams of the kids, once they slide under the mower when she stops.

TEXAS - Where the men are retards and the cows are very, very scared. Yup, weer that special! Hyuck!


TAGS: pzy racism assignment clander white bread
Rating: 4.65/5

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IxLOVExYOU - April 23, 2011, 8:35 pm
i lolled
djinnyf - April 23, 2011, 8:39 am
If you're promoting white bread, you sure offended me!!! It's not good!! xx


TAGS: major payne white rice storm
Rating: 3.87/5

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calvin5040 - June 16, 2012, 8:37 pm
Once I realized it was wrong it had already been approved
robbidos - June 15, 2012, 10:43 am
even i screwed it up, lol "white on rice on a paper plate and a glass of milk in a snowstorm"
robbidos - June 15, 2012, 10:39 am
"white on rice and a glass of milk on a paper plate" good one

CURVES CEREAL - Makes you white!

TAGS: curves cereal white
Rating: 3/5

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whizz - September 22, 2009, 11:49 am
and makes you navel disappear

CHAD - ...moments before the beat down


TAGS: olympics chess skinny white calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

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caveman - March 14, 2012, 8:51 am
But it's not an actual olympic evemt, which is what the poster is referring to.
TheGoat - March 14, 2012, 12:34 am
actually there is a Chess Olympics - it's event usually involving 1500 competitors from 100 countries - been going on for more than 100 years now www.fide.com
Reality Lord - January 2, 2012, 5:38 pm

fav'd caveman...real nice.

UNICORNS - Helping white trash girls get tattooed since 1979.

IM BRINGING GANGSTER BACK - and i kept my pants up and everything.

WHITE KNIGHTS - This is how I think women see me on the internet.


TAGS: life time good taken reserved reason wrong fail bed beauty brunette white dress murphy law quote
Rating: 3.17/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 6:55 pm
It's all about timing. Some of the good ones will realize they are with jerks and become single again.. but not for very long.

VILLAINESS KOMBAT - The Disney Villainesses try out Street Fighting.

equality -

TAGS: black white
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - April 30, 2014, 6:26 am
5 pawns & favorited

Today's Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters -

TAGS: you white me in you black me out scary bert sesame street poster evolution
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - December 22, 2014, 1:26 pm
love the style

Amish Folks -

TAGS: black white grey plain
Rating: 4.82/5

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Thedge - October 24, 2014, 5:36 am
Yes, with exactly the same success rate.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:35 am
I wonder if it works on men?
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 10:39 pm
Yeah, and if a frog had wings... nice dream though.
GaryO - October 22, 2014, 10:08 pm
heh heh...if only


DISSAPOINTMENT. - Snow White always said that was the problem with little pricks.

TAGS: snow white s**t
Rating: 3.24/5

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G4briel - March 28, 2010, 8:24 am
So it means that dwarves are not what we usually believe. The "L" law is a lie!!!

IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr.

BASKETBALL - A sport invented by a white man at which white people continually get pwned

TAGS: basketball white black pwned
Rating: 2.85/5

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BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 6:21 pm
Woody, ugh, I won't even bother.
Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 6:17 pm
Thats why white men can't jump.....

GANGSTA FAIL - at least turn your hat side ways

THE GREAT WHITE - Even if they suffer from Gum Disease, Great Whites will still eat you with glee.

TAGS: shark gum disease great white great white
Rating: 2.4/5

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me - September 12, 2008, 12:46 am
you do kno those two dark spots arent eyes?
Sean - August 8, 2008, 12:07 am
"glee" ... I didn't know that word existed outside of Christmas carols. Go figure.


TAGS: dress white wedding realization
Rating: 4.67/5

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djrcreative - January 15, 2012, 8:30 pm
Or past tense if delayed until after you're married. :/

A DOUCHE - The correct answer to: What is a guy with a maori tattoo who is clearly not a maori

TAGS: new zealand white guys idiot
Rating: 4.47/5

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caveman - July 4, 2011, 8:59 am
Well i did post it on there, but it was a couple hours after this particular one
440wakeup - July 4, 2011, 6:47 am
It automatically posted there, I was checking on my douche uploads and this was th frontpage, i saw it on that site first.
caveman - July 3, 2011, 11:23 am
Oh yeah, guess i didn't even realise
rerun - July 3, 2011, 11:09 am

you could post the pic to another site as well.


TAGS: snow white epilogue fairy tale
Rating: 4.25/5

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GaryO - April 5, 2013, 8:49 am
Might be a fauxplace
EmilioDumphque - April 4, 2013, 3:11 pm
Wow, that trailer has a fireplace!

WHO'S THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL? - Kristen Stewart? Seriously? Damn thing's broken again.

TAGS: snow white kristen stewart
Rating: 4.11/5

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robbidos - July 4, 2012, 5:06 am
Hey at least she has tal... NVM


TAGS: pimp my white house
Rating: 2.73/5

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CANADA - October 21, 2009, 10:36 pm
CANADA - October 21, 2009, 10:36 pm
but why would you punish littly timmys brother! there is still hope for that one.
motifake - October 21, 2009, 10:34 pm

Sorry for the confusion, but I must clown the timmies who attack this site by modifying their names and comments :)
CANADA - October 21, 2009, 10:31 pm
the timmy whose name changed from "Motifakesucks" to "motifakerules"
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 4:53 pm
But we're still wondering who Canada is talking to
motifakerules - October 21, 2009, 4:51 pm
Im a loser who likes having *** with my baby brother, but this site fricken rules!
temp - October 20, 2009, 11:16 pm
It's a conspiracy against Canada!
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 4:47 pm
WTF? now i look like an a**hole! where did that guys comments go?
Fatt Matt - October 20, 2009, 4:47 pm
motifakerules - October 20, 2009, 4:36 pm
this site rules, but im a g** little girl
Derek - October 20, 2009, 4:29 pm
What exactly did your posters have on them "Motifakesucks"?
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 4:20 pm
then your humor sucks!
motifakerules - October 20, 2009, 4:11 pm
this site rules, but im a g** little girl
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 3:48 pm
hey douchebag, why dont you STFU and GTFO!
motifakerules - October 20, 2009, 3:39 pm
this site rules, but im a g** little girl


LOOK AT ME - I gots army guys now!

TAGS: mccain palin white house funny doris
Rating: 2.37/5

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Sparky - March 7, 2009, 8:08 pm
"I get to be the one to shoot down jets now!"
Suh-weet - November 23, 2008, 9:21 pm

Sweet Home Alabama -

TAGS: college sports white house football
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 6, 2014, 6:44 am
This is hilarious! 5L
Greybeard - December 5, 2014, 10:35 am
Thank you :)
GaryO - December 5, 2014, 8:28 am
I imagine the folks at Politifake would love this as much as I. Good'n GB. Keep on keepin' on


TAGS: mae west quote snow white
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 20, 2012, 8:57 pm
Coatcheck girl: Goodness, those diamonds!! May: Goodness had nothing to do with it!


I REALLY... - ...did not need the sticker to tell me that.


TAGS: it the great white north eh
Rating: 4.29/5

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TheGoat - March 9, 2010, 1:40 am
Actually you've got more snow than we do - 2 weeks ago my daughter tried to go to Gettysburg - which was under 6" of snow!
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 8:24 pm


TAGS: if i told you once i told you twice red and white strips
Rating: 3.52/5

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LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 5:01 pm
ROFLMAO! Ummmm, Ron? You just explained a whole LOT about yourself in that comment!!!
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:59 pm
His son can only hope, eh Rerun?
rerun - October 26, 2009, 4:22 pm

worst part is he drove wife to hospital while drunk, violate his probation and will very well miss his new son 1st birthday as well.
RONSART - October 26, 2009, 4:15 pm
LOL.5L.believe it or not.but, is the same Hospital where I was born (of course, orginal building torn down yrs ago, now newer hospital)even had middle name named after-DEE-hated my mom for years for doing. Utah has it share of p***erts-maybe its the water

SELF RESPECT - What is lacking when Mommy and Daddy never really loved you.

TAGS: tatoo white trash bimbo redneck
Rating: 2.94/5

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Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 3:53 pm
Her shirt pretty much says it all...
Screamin Daemon - December 10, 2009, 12:17 pm
Nom nom nom. Pretty girl. Love the ink. Does anybody have her name?
Big Al Lewis - October 7, 2009, 1:47 pm
I would like to leave a tat of the Hawaiian Islands on her back!
CANADA - July 3, 2009, 2:36 pm
not for me! I work in an office and i got both arms in 3/4 sleeves
lunchmeat5000 - July 2, 2009, 11:06 pm
Too many tats for my taste, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed. She's still h**.
CANADA - July 2, 2009, 12:12 pm
thats awesome,individuality and smokin h**!
rerun - June 21, 2009, 10:47 am

the girl or get the tats?
firefly - June 21, 2009, 10:17 am
I'd do that

AMERICAN GEOGRAPHY - There is a reason that poor people are worse at it.

TAGS: money dollars lincoln white house capitol
Rating: 2.89/5

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Joes2silly - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
It would have been uber fail if you tried that with a one dollar bill or a hundred dollar bill lol


TAGS: fail female betrayal birthday life born baby black white
Rating: 2.87/5

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Ag218 - December 22, 2008, 3:46 pm
"Cubby Jr.? What an odd name..."

FLUFFY WHITE CATS - Funny thing is, you never hear the bad guy say: "It was the cat that made me do it"

INNOVATION - Sometimes an Innovation Can Benefit Society, Others Give Other Societies a Reason to Ridicule us.

TAGS: alcohol electricity stupidity beer white trash
Rating: 2.22/5

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Elwood - November 18, 2008, 8:56 pm
George is right. Those dudes are in no danger, whatsoever.
George - April 6, 2008, 4:25 pm
This one always pisses me off, if it hit the water it would blow the breaker. Its not dangerous.



TAGS: white knuckle mission impossible
Rating: 4.94/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 1:52 am
Ha! I'm not the only one who has the reaction to Gordita5.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:35 pm
d***, thanks for the visual. I'll give you 5Ls from the bathroom
SLOHAND62 - February 2, 2013, 8:10 pm
"TROUSER CHILI" SNORK I give it 5 wipes
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 4:10 pm
Actually, gripping the wheel gives you super sphincter powers…so I’ve been told
Silverheart - February 2, 2013, 3:47 pm
Eeewww... 5Ls




TAGS: northpole submarine white heat cagney
Rating: 4.26/5

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GySgt1811 - April 5, 2011, 11:10 am
Nautilus...90 North. (Cool!)

ROBERT PATTINSON - You know, as hard as i try. I just can't find a picture of him that hasn't been photoshopped into black and whi....... oh, wait.

TAGS: twilight fail white star movie
Rating: 4.11/5

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crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:05 pm


TAGS: black and white dy2012
Rating: 4.11/5

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Sho - May 16, 2012, 5:29 pm
4L. delicious picture

ALCOHOL - ( noun ) a nasty tasting liquid that is utilized to assist white people to dance .

TAGS: alcohol help white people dance
Rating: 4.08/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:26 am
Assists, and in most cases, does not 5uceed. Sometimes makes them dance worse. LOL


Mask of Winters -

TAGS: exalted white wolf
Rating: 2.36/5

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killersheep - October 5, 2008, 4:30 pm
i was reading fast and doing other things, and i read it as "mr. whiskers"... which would be a much better name.

MR. BLACK OR MR. WHITE - MR. PINK: Why can't we pick out our own colors? JOE: I tried that once, it don't work. You get four guys fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black.

TAGS: reservoir dogs barack obama mr white doris
Rating: 2.33/5

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Fatty - February 13, 2009, 1:16 pm
Well why do I have to be Mr. Pink - Because you're a p****!



TAGS: northern lights great white north beer hoser
Rating: 4.65/5

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Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:57 am
Agreed, but that is where the loving wife or gf plays a key role. 5L

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS - When you can't think of anything funny to post on motifake. You get black and white, and curl up in doorways, pulling your own hair and crying; "WHY?! WHY CAN'T I BE FUNNY?!"

TAGS: depression black white doorway woo
Rating: 4.11/5

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agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 9:29 pm
No, it's black and white. 5L
5150monkeylove - September 7, 2010, 1:23 pm
This is golden! 5L
Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 1:18 pm
ROR at the fake and the comments
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:21 am

I thought you wore a size 6, that must be why it hurts so bad
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:02 am
we all have our days like that, except ReRun...he's freakin' hilarious all the time! why only this morning, he covered all the toliets at MotiHQ with saran warp...what a prankster...now he's on his way to the hospital, to get a female size 7 removed..


TAGS: teeth pearly white gummy
Rating: 4/5

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AdmiralAckbar - August 25, 2010, 3:18 pm
is that George Burns?


TAGS: aim for the whites of their anythings
Rating: 3.31/5

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agdaniele - August 25, 2010, 12:00 am
This is greatly under-rated. Love it!
agdaniele - May 20, 2009, 11:37 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, Sean has left the arena!


TAGS: another d*** oceanic steam navigation company white star line of boston packets reference
Rating: 3.07/5

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agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:01 pm
People drowned. 5L.
Haarakkon - July 25, 2009, 2:38 pm
Maybe, but I'm with you on the tags, searching "Titanic" wouldn't show this one, if I remember that upload (all of what, an hour ago?) correctly.
Sean - July 25, 2009, 2:35 pm
Had I used the "tags" responsibly, you would have found mine, but then, why use the tags responsibly?
Haarakkon - July 25, 2009, 2:29 pm
d***! I thought I was innovating, not supernovaing. MWLF was right, though, the genre is open. I even searched "equation" to see if it had been done...
Sean - July 25, 2009, 2:18 pm
I think this counts as the second only Mathifake (MWLF's term). Cool.


JELLY BABIES - The other white meat

WHITE CHRISTMAS - Here's wishing you one.

STEREOTYPES - Right, right. And black people can't swim, or something.

CHEESE - Why We Don't Eat It Where I Come Form

TAGS: cheese mouse ew yellow white
Rating: 2.33/5

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MercAlert - March 19, 2012, 1:25 am
Awww... cute mousey!
thatonechick - March 9, 2010, 4:43 pm
I like cookies.
AiliOD - March 9, 2010, 4:41 pm
Wait What?
MO - March 8, 2010, 1:12 pm
First rule of Motifake, all posted posters will become commuinity property. All comments theiron will usually not be IAW poster topic. At least not for long! Welcome Ailli...EEEEEEE it is OD!!!! Run for it!!
AiliOD - March 8, 2010, 1:07 pm
Hey guys, chill. It's Ailish O' Donnell, the last two letters are for my initials. That is my username for most things. But as for the pic, private joke between me and my friends, namley moonwalker and a couple others, so yeah take it easy. Ciao
Moonwalker - March 6, 2010, 2:20 pm
This Isn't OD...Whoever That Is...This Is AILISH O DONNELL...Soo...Yeah.
rerun - March 6, 2010, 12:40 pm

but they are everywhere
TheTrashHeap - March 6, 2010, 12:39 pm
I is possible that to AiliOD and his/her peers this is funny. Let's not start seeing tr***'s and douchebags in every shadow folks!
rerun - March 6, 2010, 12:39 pm

not paranoid, I just find it odd, especially as the OD is in caps
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:34 pm
I hope this person "AiliOD" has comment notifications turned on.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 12:31 pm
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:31 pm
I don't think that's his style. Naru of Rose, maybe.
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:29 pm
After the way he quit, I'm not thinking he'll use a secret second account. :(
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:25 pm
New mod jitters... he's getting that nervous twitch, and... shhhhh.... he sees dead people.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 12:24 pm
cause it looks like the southbound end of a north bound Richard Gere?
TheTrashHeap - March 6, 2010, 12:24 pm
Getting a bit paranoid eh Rerun?
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:23 pm
That's not a thought that occurred to me, no. Should it have?
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:22 pm
No... not at all, why?
rerun - March 6, 2010, 12:22 pm

does anybody else find it strange that this user name has OD at the end, just days after OD left? something bad about this cheesy character
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:20 pm
Fear of cheesy motifakes? THANK YOU I'M HERE ALL WEEK!
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 12:19 pm
must be a girlie/mouse fear thingy
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:19 pm
I think you know as much as I do.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:18 pm
Someone want to clue me in?
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:14 pm
ALISH is fairly lucky I let it through.
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:14 pm
Who cares...?
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:13 pm
Moonwalker - March 6, 2010, 12:11 pm

Permanent Vacation -

TAGS: cold winter canada frozen great white north
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 3:16 pm
Dam right Moo(?)!! and you don't even have to go into the house for a nice cold beer. Pull 1 from the drift beside the BQer, hold in your armpit for a minute to thaw and enjoy! Your place or mine this weekend?
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2014, 4:50 am
When it's 65 out, I can be going 70 on my motorcycle and all I need is a jacket.
Silverheart - January 19, 2014, 8:35 pm
Chilly today, 65° and sunny. :)
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:10 pm

Here in Wyoming, this is barbecue weather.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:44 pm
We have picnics in what RL calls cold. Right Prissy?
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 4:38 pm

and it took a canadian to make this...go figure. it was actually colder in my city a couple of weeks back than it was on Mars.

Trust Me -

TAGS: apple witch snow white genetically
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 3:37 pm
That is hilarious! 5L
lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 4:56 pm

Don't forget the food-grade, spray-on wax. Yuuummmmmy!!~5LLLLL

in my day -

Tiger Attack -

TAGS: attack white tiger chess moo ha ha
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - March 29, 2014, 12:37 pm
works for Monopoly too


TAGS: life white self
Rating: 4.93/5

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Reality Lord - July 31, 2011, 1:34 pm

add 30 years, 25 lbs, and a beard....rerun?????
spacedog - July 31, 2011, 1:27 pm
I vaguely remember Barry, Robin and Andy, but who is the fourth guy? 5L Rerun
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 12:55 pm
Tis impossible to silence a statement of fashion. But there are GTFO exceptions in fa5ion
Greeny - July 31, 2011, 12:49 pm
Ti5 a nearly n**** society we live in...


TAGS: basketball teasing whitey dunk suicide
Rating: 4.86/5

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crankyhead - February 24, 2011, 10:33 pm
I'm glad you got to thi5 pic before anyone el5e did aggy. =)